Renaissance Woman & Inspirational Healer

Revenge of the Dust Bunnies 

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My mother told me 

She did done scold me 

Told me to clean and dust my room 

“Use the dust buster 

And feather duster. 

After that, pick up the broom.” 

I was too busy, all in a tizzy 

Texting WhatsApp with my friends 

Mom said, “I bet– 

You will forget– 

You’ll regret it in the end!” 

In my disorder 

I just ignored her 

Trying to minimize the mess 

I said, “No, mater, I’ll do it later 

Chill, ma. Don’t get yourself stressed!” 

She said, I’ll bet you will forget 

Trying to scare me in a fright 

You think it’s funny 

But the dust bunnies 

They will get you in the night 

Yawn, crawl into bed 

Hears dust bunnies laughing 

That night I lay in bed 

Pondering what my mother said 

I hid ‘neath the duvet 

The dust bunnies came to play 

The revenge of the dust bunnies started 

And the wisdom my mother imparted 

Their revenge made me scream broken hearted 

As they jumped up and down on my bed 

I kept trying to hide ‘neath the cover 

Wishing I had just listened to mother 

As the dust bunnies chuckled, they’d hover 

And they pounced on my pillow and head 

In their dust bunny gibberish they screamed 

And my mother was right, so it seemed 

It just seemed like a really bad dream 

‘Cause the bunnies came out like she said 

They were hopping and acting insane 

They were playing my video games 

They were making a huge paper chain 

From the homework I left on my desk 

In their dust bunny gibberish they screamed 

And my dream was a nightmare, it seemed 

All those mischievous dust bunnies schemed 

They were scary and very grotesque 

Back and forth on my bed they all darted 

All their antics had me broken hearted 

And the wisdom my mother imparted 

How I wished I had cleaned up my mess 

And then my mother spoke 

From my nightmare I awoke 

I panicked and arose 

I’d sweated through all my clothes 

I rose, threw off the sheets 

And jumped upright to my feet 

I switched on all the lights 

And gathered my toys that night 

I grabbed the pan and broom 

And swept my entire room 

Alas, I should have known 

Those bunnies stole my iphone! 

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